celeb crushes



I will do almost anything for attention, including admitting embarrassing crushes on embarrassing celebrities. This is just a list of "serious" crushes, not just hot guys, which would like crash the Internet if I tried to post it. Also, this list is in chronological order of said crushing, with a corresponding timely pic.

Rick Astley

Rick Astley. My mom still teases me about this guy.

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Jordan Knight

Jordan Knight. New Kids on the Block. Yes, I was one of those girls. Ugh...

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John Stamos

John Stamos... I went to see a taping of "Full House" as a kid and thought I was in love with him.

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Patrick Swayze

Patrick Swayze. I saw "Ghost" in the theater and cried for straight days about how this gorgeous guy was dead.

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Ross Hull

Ross Hull, who was smartypants Gary on "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" Best TV show ever. Unfortunately I couldn't find a pic of him from that era. So, imagine this guy younger and with nerdy glasses.

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Jonathan Brandis

Jonathan Brandis (rest in peace), who I first enjoyed as Bill on Stephen King's "It" and then on "Seaquest DSV."

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Edward Furlong

Edward Furlong. I used to watch "Terminator 2" after school every day (seriously) because I thought he was so cute. My room was plastered in pics of him. If we only knew then...

Billy Corgan

Billy Corgan. Long hair, short hair, no hair, I couldn't get enough. I met him once at a signing in 2000 and naturally had nothing intelligent or cute to say.

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Ryan Bollman

Ryan Bollman, who played the evil kid in "Children of the Corn 2", which I thought was high quality cinema at the time. He pops up looking much less freaky in commercials sometimes, now.

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Twiggy Ramirez

Twiggy Ramirez... from Marilyn Manson... the less we talk about this, the better...

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John Cusack

John Cusack. What a doll. I'd marry him like that (insert hopeful look here)

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Denis Leary

Denis Leary. The moment he quits smoking, and is not married, I'm there.

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Dean Winters

Dean Winters, for whom words cannot describe my carnal longing.

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Wentworth Miller

Wentworth Miller, who I had to watch in several episodes of "Prison Break" to appreciate his babe-ocity. If only they'd let him grow his hair... damn prison buzzcuts.

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Antonio Birabent

Antonio Birabent, Argentinian actor (HBO's "Epitafios") and musician. Cute guy, hot voice.

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