celeb hetero-crushes



If it were possible I'd love to actually be any one of the women below, but until I can slip inside their brain a la "Being John Malkovich", I'll have to settle for simply worshiping them.

Patricia Arquette

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I have been in love with Patricia Arquette ever since seeing "Nightmare on Elm Street 3" as a kid. She can do no wrong IMO.

Jennifer Jason Leigh

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Jennifer Jason Leigh is another longtime idol, even if she was the scariest roommate ever on "Single White Female."

Lili Taylor

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Lili Taylor should be in everything... even playing annoying characters, I have to watch her.

Kathryn Erbe

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Kathryn Erbe rules as the underrated and overlooked half of the Goren (vincent D'Onofrio)/Eames detective team on "Law & Order: Criminal Intent."

Lauren Ambrose

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Lauren Ambrose as Claire on "Six Feet Under" always cracked me up. And you've got to check her out in "Psycho Beach Party."

Drea De Matteo

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Even in the usually-bad hair and makeup they gave her on "The Sopranos", Drea De Matteo is unquestionably gorgeous.

Kelly Carlson

Like Drea DeMatteo, Kelly Carlson is often way over made-up on TV (then again, she does play a porn star on "Nip/Tuck"), but she is truly beautiful.

Vera Farmiga

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I don't know much about Vera Farmiga except that she is so talented and pretty too.

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