In my local section of Craigslist the other day, there was some guy promoting his web page that's basically a bunch of (mostly incoherent) complaints about the county. From what I can understand: They wanted to build a "small" house, the county made them build a large house; then the county stopped them from having a pumpkin patch and/or Christmas tree lot. It hurts my head too much to try to make sense of it, but there are some literary "gems" I just had to share with you:

From the "About Me" section: "First of all you need to know that my wife and I have thirteen children and now because of the jack booted natzis from the county we will not be able to afford a roof over our heads or the childrens."

Dude, thirteen kids? First, keep it in your pants... second... heh, natzis.

On the main page: "Our neighbors showed up, the ones that say they go to church, I now beleive that they do go to church but more likey the church of Satin."

The church of Satin? I'm definitely converting to that! Or maybe to the church of silk.

Okay, I'm pretty much done making fun of that. Right now I need to take off my nail polish (looks so bad!) and then relax before I go to bed and (obviously?) sleep! I had pretty crappy sleep last night, but I do feel a little bit better today. Tomorrow is normally my day off, but I'm going to do a half-day since we have some parties and the other cook can't come in til the afternoon. It's not like I don't need to make up hours, after having three sick days. Eep. I'll have Thursday off as usual, then only Friday and Saturday to get through before my five days of freedom, whoo!