I saw this ad in a local magazine that is full of nothing but advertisements, and it made me laugh. Do I have a dirty mind?





In less humorous news, I have officially given up on Betsy the SuperJeep (1993-2008) being found. Sniff. I guess if there's such a thing as an opportune time for my car to be stolen, this is it - I got both my state and federal tax refunds this week. I'm still going to have to borrow money from my parents, but I can probably find something used and not terrible without dying. I think.

Still, I'm pissed. I was going to spend that money on something fun, like a tattoo or makeover my bedroom or a vacation, mini or otherwise. Grr!

In the meantime, I've been driving my parents' minivan, which is... interesting. I managed to successfully maneuver it through two drive-thrus today without killing anyone, though I did go over a curb yesterday (my bad). Driving on bumpy roads feels pretty smooth, but I swear every time I make a turn the seatbelt locks up. Did I mention I hate turning (also reversing) in it? So basically if I'm driving foward in a straight line that's okay, hee.

I meant to go to bed early tonight but that somehow never happened. I am exhausted, no exaggeration. (Okay, maybe a little.) Tomorrow at the office we're supposed to be cleaning up, which I'm actually looking forward to because it's going to get me away from the paperwork that is sucking the life out of me. Oh, and the fluorescent (sp?) light right above my cubicle went out yesterday, so I've been working in dim lighting for the last day and a half.