I don't usually write posts just to link to weird stuff, but these are too bizarre to not pass on:

Today is the Day

"Get That Job" Voodoo Doll

Okay, I probably shouldn't make fun of the voodoo doll too much; I might be needing one myself come the end of April.

I painted my nails tonight and of course as soon as I finish, I mess them up somehow. I messed up my right thumb when zipping up my jeans, and all the fingertips on my left hand are dull because I was clutching a pillow while watching "Prison Break" (what? I was nervous!)

Also, my hands don't match. The left one I painted the nails black, and on the right hand, a pastel pink. Sometimes I do the same thing with socks, just to keep things interesting... and I guess that just proves how boring I am, d'oh....

Snapple used to have these great Element drinks, but I can't find them anywhere. My favorite was the "Rain" one which was agave (cactus) and.... well, that was basically it. The closest I've been able to find is the Snapple Antioxidant Water that's agave melon. This would be great if I didn't, you know, hate melon.

Speaking of melons (and you're about to realize why I used that particular fruit as a segue), I read an article earlier about Dolly Parton cancelling or postponing a tour because of back injuries. Well... yeah! She's carrying the equivalent of two not-that-small planets up front, of course her back hurts! I know that my spine starts to crumble when I merely look at her boobs. Um, not like I spend an inordinate amount of time doing that.

I didn't know until today that Kirsten Dunst was in rehab! I thought she was the wholesome type, like me. Ha.

I've been having the weirdest urges lately (get your mind out of the gutter) to organize stuff. At home, on my computer, at the office, on the office computer - what's up with that? Not just cleaning, which I've always been pretty good about, but getting rid of old stuff and finding the absolute perfect place for everything else. There is (no joke) a fair amount of OCD on my mom's side of the family. If I ever start hoarding TV Guides or wearing gloves to pump gas, shoot me.