Ungrateful, biscuit-eating son of a bitch!

I didn't really have to post, but I wanted to use that subject because it's written down on a paper I want to throw away. It's from last week's "Law and Order: Criminal Intent." This woman was complaining about her son who had just been released from prison, and all he did was "sit around eating biscuits all day."

It was the funniest thing I've seen on TV since the episode of "CSI" where good old Gil Grissom discovered a dishwasher full of sex toys and said cheerfully, "Well, cleanliness is next to godliness!" Word.

Friday afternoon, we finally had Chinese food. It was so awesome. I never liked sweet and sour chicken before I tried it at this restaurant nearby. And the people who work there are SO NICE. It's too cute.

Yeah, Friday pretty much ruled. There was Chinese food, new "Degrassi", and the arrival of my order from Avon. My acquisitions:

- Peach lipgloss
- Shimmery violet and peony scented body gel. The smell is a bit more flowery than I would normally wear, but it's a really good quality and doesn't rub off right away. Plus it was on sale for two dollars. How is a girl supposed to resist?
- Lip balms: Creamsicle (not as great as it could be), and Pumpkin Pie (better than you'd think it would be.) Also a tinted one.
- And because I like to seem a little bit generous, Creamsicle and Butterscotch lip balms for my mom.

I've now got all my MP3's back on my computer, and am enthusiastically downloading from Amazon's free downloads to make up for the weeks I missed. I'm so a music nerd.

Yesterday I was super-bored and fiending for a movie so I went to the video store, which for some reason was super-busy. I know how they get Friday and Saturday nights, but this was in the middle of an ugly, rainy afternoon. I picked up "Cellular", because it was the only new movie they had left in stock (for a reason, I'm sure), and "Sleepers", an older movie that stars the likes of big-name stars such as Brad Pitt, Kevin Bacon and Robert DeNiro. Why did I get it? For probably just a glimpse of Jeffrey Donovan, star of "Blair Witch 2" (ouch), and of USA's brilliant, cancelled-too-soon take on the British crime drama "Touching Evil." I'm still pissed at them for ending that show. Anyway...

There was the most horrible woman at the video store, with the most horrible three little boys. I was standing in line for about ten minutes, and the woman was two spaces ahead of me, doing nothing as her demon spawn raged around the store disorganizing videos and candy while screaming "I WANT THIS! I WANT THIS!" When this failed to engage her attention, the kids waited until she had her turn up at the counter, and all simultaneously dropped to the floor, where they writhed around, gasping, "I'm dying, I'm dying!"

I pretty much never do or say exactly what I would like to do in any given situation, mostly because I never think of anything cool to do until later on. What I should have done yesterday, seeing those undoubtedly over-caffeinated (sp?) boys roll around on the floor, was scream dramatically, "OH MY GOD, THEY'RE DYING!" Though I doubt even that would have removed Ms. Head-Up-Her-Ass's head from her ass.

Today was a pretty typical Sunday. I woke up too early, read the comics, cleaned, blah-blah-blahed. I sat down at the computer and typed up a week's worth of writing that came out like one paragraph at a time.

Now I've got to go do the dishes before "LO:CI" starts, an hour early for some reason.